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Fast News: November 18

The party event of the year took place this weekend, as the G20 descended on Bris-Vegas. Brisbane proved to be the ideal location for the meeting of global leaders, because if it was wiped out by a terrorist attack, the rest of Australia would barely notice/mind. Designated party planner Tony Abbott left climate change off the agenda, though eventually included […]

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We Chat With Joyride About Hangovers, Lunchboxes & Bin Foraging

We Chat With Joyride About Hangovers, Lunchboxes & Bin Foraging

Everyone’s obsessed with food these days, and it seems when people aren’t taking photos of what they’re eating, they are writing or reading articles about it. So when we were given the chance to sit down with Joyride – of One Day fame – ahead of the huge One Day Sundays show this Sunday at The Elephant, we naturally decided […]

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College Student Caught Having Sex With Sheep Says He Was ‘Stressed Out’

College Student Caught Having Sex With Sheep Says He Was ‘Stressed Out’

Photo by Wil Freeborn. A 23-year-old Fresno State University student was apprehended by police after he was caught having sex with a sheep on Tuesday last week. While being questioned, the unidentified man said he was originally looking for some cows to wrestle, but was unable to find any. Soon after, he changed his story, saying he was there to […]

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Watch Johnny Depp Slur His Way Through Recent Awards Speech

Watch Johnny Depp Slur His Way Through Recent Awards Speech

Good ol’ Johnny Depp channeled his inner Hunter S Thompson during a recent awards speech, delivering a very slurred award to someone whose name couldn’t be recalled by anyone who heard Depp speak first hand. Presenting the Hollywood Documentary Award, Depp looks to be on a cocktail of narcotics, or a whole wagon of booze. You be the judge.

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James Franco Lets People Tell Him What To Do In Cringe 47 Minute Video

James Franco Lets People Tell Him What To Do In Cringe 47 Minute Video

After that photo of Kim Kardashian’s doughnut-lubed ass, PAPER Mag have yet again set out to #breaktheinternet, this time by using James Franco as a human puppet. The premise was simple: James Franco will do anything you tell him — so long as you’re in his Google Hangout. That’s a great way to earn big cross promotion dollars from Google, […]

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Russell Brand, Climate Change & Thinking For Yourself

Australia’s Environmental minister Greg Hunt denies that there is a correlation between climate change and the current bush fires, having checked on Wikipedia that fire pre-dates the human conception of a climate. Prime Minister Tony Abbott claims that any correlation between climate change and bush fires is ‘hogwash’, having checked on Wikipedia that ‘hogwash’ is a phrase that’ll play well […]

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Ten Ways To Tell Your Band Sucks

Photo by Cschoen22 1. You describe your sound as ‘rock’. “Yeah we’re kind of going for a White Stripes meets Queens of the Stone Age vibe. Just real rockin’ riffs and face-melting solos. We all wear leather jackets and Tom plays a Flying-V. It’s sick man. You should come to our next show at some shitty pub out in Annerley […]

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