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Yuppies Unite: Win A $500 Wardrobe Thanks To Yuppie Palace

Google defines ‘yuppie’ as a well-paid, young, middle-class professional who works in a city job and has a luxurious lifestyle. But Google doesn’t know shit. Everyone has a little bit of yuppie in them, whether it’s a tendency to splurge, an inability to let life stand still or simply a drive for more. Pigeonholing the Yuppie within us into a […]

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Fake Facebook Drug Task Force Causes Stoners To Panic, Leave The Couch

Kids in the US (and all over the world) are selling drugs on Facebook. It’s kind of like a DIY answer to Silk Road – you just take away the anonymity, add a heap of accountability and be extremely sparing with any rational thought. It proves that where there’s a will, there’s a way, and there’s no shortage of will […]

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I Hate-Watch The Bachelor Because I’m A Piece Of Shit

I Hate-Watch The Bachelor Because I’m A Piece Of Shit

I hate-watch the bachelor because I’m a disgusting human who would be better off locked up in Alf Stewart’s basement. This article will serve as my confession and hopefully provide insight into the morbid world that is Blake and his however-many-human-arm-warmers he has left. According to every reflective shot used to describe Blake during the season’s first episode, he spends […]

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The Tumultuous World Of Fake Tan

I have been the colour of a Dorito ever since I was 14 years old. No – despite my above-average intake of cornchips, this isn’t a case of “you are what you eat”, nor am I cursed with a particularly severe case of jaundice. Rather, like indie girls and bird tattoos, I am addicted to fake tan. Not only does […]

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Humza Deas Is Illegally Climbing New York City’s Skyscrapers And Taking Photos To Prove It

Humza Deas is an urban explorer, artist, photographer and, for lack of a better term, professional Instagrammer. Deas’ unique take on New York City, often done via illegal journeys to the top of the city’s tallest buildings, has captivated his audience and shown just how much the photography game has changed. Deas says the camera doesn’t matter, defining himself as […]

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Russell Brand, Climate Change & Thinking For Yourself

Australia’s Environmental minister Greg Hunt denies that there is a correlation between climate change and the current bush fires, having checked on Wikipedia that fire pre-dates the human conception of a climate. Prime Minister Tony Abbott claims that any correlation between climate change and bush fires is ‘hogwash’, having checked on Wikipedia that ‘hogwash’ is a phrase that’ll play well […]

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Ten Ways To Tell Your Band Sucks

Photo by Cschoen22 1. You describe your sound as ‘rock’. “Yeah we’re kind of going for a White Stripes meets Queens of the Stone Age vibe. Just real rockin’ riffs and face-melting solos. We all wear leather jackets and Tom plays a Flying-V. It’s sick man. You should come to our next show at some shitty pub out in Annerley […]

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